Fantastically Fatal Facial Hair Fails in County Jails

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Here we have a list of photos of stuff you shouldn’t do with your facial hair fellas. Yeah, yeah, I understand you want to stand out of the crowd and be an individual, but do it with your personality not your facial hair.

Right? Isn’t it true character that counts?

This guy has some Issues lol. Maybe he should have done some research on the internet before going with this funky facial hair design? lol

With that big lump on the back of his head, he would have been better off going with the ole’ Mr. T shave. Please Correct me if I’m wrong, but this guy needs head liposuction.

This facial hair style has to be really popular with the Jews if you know what I mean….I mean, this guy was asking for it lol Maybe it’s a costume, or maybe this guy just has a few screws loose?

I’ll give this guy an E for effort, but what ever happened to Norelco? It needs a little bit of a makeover lol

Unfortunately this guy is related to the guys from ZZ top, also he may need a little Rogaine to get the top half going. Maybe the ZZ top kin will let him back in?

This guy fell out of an airplane on the way to the Psycho ward, fortunately he didn’t forget his Meth lol

Wow, all the effort he put into this and he still forgot to cut the 70′s out of the picture. I’ve personally never heard of a Cowboy hippie.

Looks like Poncho got inspired by the Trolls before he got arrested. I’m glad the border patrol got this guy, the last thing we need is Troll inspired Illegal Aliens.

This guy should be the spokesman for Red Baron Pizzas, apparently he’s been uber inspired by the Baron himself. I think I just got inspired to put a Red Baron pizza in the oven.

Haha! I think this guy has been listening to Lil Wayne a little too much. Unfortunately there aren’t any women in Jail Pablo.

He can only be the descendant of a bald monk, unfortunately he looks more like a butt head, literally.

Half man, half wolf, complete idiot, he should have at least trimmed the uni-brow on the one side. This guy should be a hit in the county jail.

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