Chris Chambers gives hope to stalkers everywhere
I could ignore some cuckoo bananas for that.
At the time of the alleged stalking, Chambers played for the San Diego Chargers, but shortly thereafter he was released and signed with the Kansas City Chiefs. I can’t help but feel that Chambers change of heart and change of locale are related. Thus raising the question, is KC so bereft of quality single women that men would rather marry a stalker than date a local? Yes, yes it is.
Unfortunately for the newlyweds, relationships founded on this level of emotion are often doomed. Sure, Chambers and his new special lady may be loving life right now. But give it a few months.
“How come you don’t hide in my bushes with a boning knife anymore?”
“Because I live here now. How come you don’t warn people ‘Watch dat bitch, she crazy!’ no more?”
“Aw, c’mere baby. I’m sorry.”